Birthday Trip to Dallas

The Jenn-the-artist's be-yoo-tiful family tree birthday cake creation. Clever girl. She didn't put candles on the cake. Just LOTS of leaves.
Q: What's the best way to get a guy to stop humping you?
A: Put in a dog door that he can't fit through.
Emma the border collie (l.) and her cousin Oliver the colliemutt (r. and stuck inside and humpee-less)