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Play the ANTI-BUSH Video Game (You can even link to voter registration at this site)

The Vietnam War Game

How much do you know about the Vietnam War? Go to "school" and learn. The Vietnam War Game

Creation Myths 101

How the Bushies Came to Discover the Flip-Flop (Minds OUT of the gutter, GirlFriends and Boyfriends. Bob Dole SHARES the Viagra samples. And even when those run out, a good Republican just pops in a tape of the Convention, starts ChestpoundingAlong and takes it a little lower.)

The Bush Campaign was hurting. As usual, they had NO money with which to run a Presidential Campaign (and if you buy this one, I have a fair voting-place in Florida to sell you).

Vulcan 1 said, "Let's all go through our closets and find something to sell."

So the Vulcans and 1-2-B Vulcan all went to their closets.

Vulcan 1 said, "I have no successful health plan nor economic plan nor environmental plan. I have nothing to sell."

Vulcan 2 said, "I have an Iraqi war plan. But it's not worth a Texas shrub. I have nothing to sell."
Vulcan 3 said, "I have an Iraqi post-war plan. But it's not worth a Texas shrub. I have nothing to sell."

Vulcan 4 said, "I could bottle hair-styling gel, but I don't have enough spit."

Vulcan 5 said, "We have no military uniforms nor medals to sell. Georgie's Guard Garb is missing somewhere in Alabama."

1-2-B Vulcan piped up, " I could sell all my Saudi gifts and jewels.........but Dad won't let me. HOWEVER, I have all this old Toga Party footwear.

So the Vulcans ALL cleaned out their closets. There were toga party flip-flops galore. Those draft deferment college years were very good flip-flop years indeed for the fledgling Vulcans.

The rest is history. Flip-flops began appearing at every campaign event.

It is said that Vulcan-Sclimemeister-KR-Himself can be seen with his hot glue gun outside major rallies affixing old toga party flip-flops to poster board picket signs. He sells to The Believers for $25 per.

We have solidly unconfirmed reports that the Bush Campaign has raised almost a quarter of a mill selling old flip-flops. And that is from Sophomore Toga Party footwear alone.

Womankine just hopes that there are no plans for the white toga sheets in Florida this year.
copyright 2004 Patricia Hamarstrom
Listen to the Bush Flip-Flop Song at the Political Songs site.
Go to the Daily Kos for a list of BUSH Flip-Flops.


Is God Sending the Hurricanes ONLY to the FL Counties that Voted for Bush in 2000?

God vs. Bush for the map.

Thanks to Xkalibr for this link.

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